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The Murder of The Burger

Hello readers.  Hope you are all well and had a fabulous weekend!! Mine was full of fun and frolics…..

Today I would like to address a work issue if I may.  THE BURGER.  Yes readers that is correct, THE BURGER!! I find it rather fascinating that a burger could cause such unhappiness in a working environment but it has and will carry on doing so unless something is done about it.  Some of you may find this a little hard to digest, but when arriving to work at 8.30 in the morning I do not expect to find the residue and scent of a Mcdonalds double cheeseburger overpowering a normally lovely environment….Ronald your prouducts are no longer welcome in our work microwave, please could you refraine from selling dead cow before the time of 12pm.

So readers, I introduce to you the Mcdonalds double cheese burger R.I.P…or not!!

And apparantly readers “scared cows make the best hamburgers”

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Bloggs or diaries ?

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”

They bloggggggggggggggggg xx

I would just like to say a very big congratulations to the Salmon as well!! Back o’the net!!xx And you Miss Bloggs are a fab Blogger!!XXXX

Salmon Selebrates

 Today readers I’d like to dedicate this post to a person who is not only a wonderful boss and yoga partner but she is also a good friend (awwwwwww)!I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate you Mrs Rebekah Salmon on your new role as assistant head, does this mean we have to start calling you mam????

Love you little lady!!

Remember readers “don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive”

xxx

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For those of you that want to sing along….

Especially for Del Boy - he seemed to enjoy it.  Infact, he go so excited he attacked me!!!

Wonky Wednesday

I woke up this morning face down on the kitchen floor, my hair was drenched in champagne.  Bruce had collapsed in the garden dressed up as Dolly Parton and Del Boy was no where to be seen……only joking readers, I wish I was that hardcore but it was a tuesday night!!

We did however dance the night away.  So readers, please enjoy the music above and remember “Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings”

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Bloggs is the new black

In Hollywood now when people die they don’t say, ‘Did he leave a will?’ but ‘Did he leave a diary?’ 
Liza Minnelli